Are you SURE you want a Newfoundland?
"OK so which smart Alec put glue on the ice cream carton?"
Let's go and water the garden.
"Reindeer, what reindeer?"
"Okay, I'm fourteen years old but you could have left a couple of candles off my birthday cake so I can lie about my age to the girls!"
"Who cares about Christmas, I thought you were getting MY dinner!"
"Can someone pass me my towel, please?"
"Do you see what I see?"
"You have to be so high to chase me."
"There's the chap with a camera ... let's wind him up!"
"Who packed the picnic?"
Hogging the couch
Trying out a different sort of pool
Warning - Newfies are addictive!
"Any more for the pre-wash cycle?"
"... and this is my 'superior' look."
Me and Mini-Me
Double Trouble!
"He must be a bit hard of hearing, I said I wanted to chomp a bone."
We are the Snoop Doggs
Celebrating the Queen's Diamond Jubilee
""What, no marmalade?!"
""It's mine, no it's mine!"
Just sign where it says ""... and to the cat, nothing."
"You have got to be joking!"
"A word in your ear, Puppy ... I'm the boss around here!"
"Don't worry, I think they must turn black when they loose the puppy coat."
"Get down before Mum sees you!"
Smile if you're happy too.
"Never mind the children, this is now a newfie pool."
"Ready or not, here I come, Mum!"
"I think I need a bigger bed, Mum."
"It's not what you'd call a newfie size cuppa, is it?"
"Forget the spade, this is how you dig a hole."
"Anyone for a snowball fight?"
"Ouch, you trod on my foot."
"Come on, wake up, we're going to play 'follow the leader'."
First, get your ducks in a row ...
"Just listen to Mum while she explains again about sofa privileges."
"It's my turn on the skateboard."
If you go down to the woods today ....
"Look into my eyes, my eyes, not around the eyes ...."
"I love you."
"It's hard work watching telly."
"I knew the cat would come in useful one day."
"Trick or treat? Hand over a bonio or your slippers are history."
Nearly finished!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'
A working Newfoundland. Dishes done, hoovering next.
"I'm sure there's something interesting hidden down there."
Buddies on a bench
"Love this wet stuff!"
"I know, she's always posing."
At last, Spring has arrived
"Am I bothered?"
Big Foot
"Well I've got to look my best for Crufts."
"Never mind about fashion statements, it's keeping my ears warm!"
"I dunno, we don't have those big white crashy things at the lake."
"Who put that there?"
"I told you, I don't want to play!"
Homeward bound
"Ahoy there."
"This seat is COLD!"
"Who, me?"
"I'll eat this, if it's the last thing I do."
"What are you looking at?"
"OOPS......!"
"And for my next trick, I'm going to make this disappear"
"I think I prefer this one to the cap, what do you thnk?"
Three newfies and a wedding - Congratulations to Melissa
Time to go and where is the designated driver?
"Love you dad, and this is a newfie bear hug to prove it."
"Yes, I know it's wet."
"Aaah, this is what I mean by 'cooling my heels'."
"Hey, this berth isn't big enough for both of us!"
Winner of the newfie head swallowing contest.
"Let's have a pool party."
"Aaah, peace at last."
"Don't look, we're changing into our swimming things."
If it's in the water, it needs rescuing, doesn't it?
"Go on, give me a cuddle, I'm only a bit slobbery."
"Ooohh, look at that." "I see it, but I don't believe it!"
"Bet you can't do this."
"Don't even think about it!"
"Leave me alone, I'm having a bad hair day."
"No it isn't paint, I'm Irish Spotted, okay!"
The Bride & Groom
"Glad they didn't put me on a diet."
"Listen, I'll distract them while you get the fridge door open."
Man's Best Friend
Party pooper
"Mum says I have to hold the rope but she didn't say I couldn't chew it too."
"Do I look like I need the goodness of Guinness?"
"What do you mean, I was supposed to bring back the whole boat?"
"It's okay, I'm not driving, hic."
"I just love being pampered."
"Come on, it's my turn. I wanna be pushed instead of pulling."
"I wanted a nice straw boater and look what they gave me."
"You can smile, my hairdo is completely ruined!"
Must have been a heck of a joke!
Commentator: "Inside the last furlong and it's Murphy with a clear lead ..."
The Great Escape - "Okay chaps, we've got the ladder, let's go for it!"
"Yippee, snow!!"
"I've done the "Sit" but let's keep the "Stay" short, shall we."
"Not much happening this afternoon, is there?"
Snow Bathing - "Ahh ... must have been like this back in the old country."
"Anyone for tennis?"
Dining out alone
